Our characters will decorate the recipient with party favours, embarrass them with personal information you provide us with (as part of their routine) and finish with a special song we write based on the information you give us about them.  The recipient will receive a printed version of the song signed by the sender (assuming you want to take credit for sending the telegram!).  We also provide extra copies of the song for party guests at no extra charge.  All characters cost $150.  A travel charge may be added pending distance the messenger has to drive. We also have a $120 Special.  It comes with everything listed above but will not include an original song using personal info on the recipient but instead will be a neutral stock song appropriate to the occasion.  However, if we have time we may try to include some personal info in the song.  A travel charge may also still apply. Repeat customers from before July 2002 should read disclaimers page.

Our insane Doctor is there to give the recipient a special examination.  Will give them a complete working over.  At the end of the examination (if they've been good) the patient gets a lollipop.  One of our most popular Characters!

He's there all the way from Broadway looking for someone to be in a musical with him.  Will check out the recipients singing voice and teach them a chorus line kick-step.  At the end of the song, the recipient has to the do the kickstep with him. (Tuxedo style subject to change, pending availability)

The Gorilla is there because he's looking for 'The Gorilla of his dreams'.  Beats his chest and goes ape over the recipient.  Will teach the recipient a Gorilla mating call.

Similar to the Dr. except he's not from this galaxy.  Costume from 'Star Trek: The Next Generation' series.

Angus McDangus is there to recruit the recipient to join William Wallace in his crusade against the Tyrant, King Longshanks.  Will put the reipient through several tests to see if he or she is ready for battle!  Messenger wears a real kilt.

Similar to the Gorilla.  Will teach the recipient a Chicken dance.

The Rugby (or Soccer) player is their to recruit the recipient for a new team that's starting up. Will check them out to see if they measure up for the team!

The computer dating service has had a 'Bargain Basement Sale' and Stanley is IT! Absolutely the WORST blind date any woman could have!  He'll do whatever it takes to win her affections

Zhorro the Kissing Bandit is there to win the love of the recipient.  Will try to win her affections and ultimately challenges someone in the audience to dual over her love by offering them a balloon sword.  However, Zorro wins because he has a real sword and pops theirs!  If you'd like this character for a man, Zorro will be there to teach him in the ways of wooing a woman.

The name says it all.  If you've been to a Star Trek Convention, you'll know what we mean.  Arrives in the costume that SCOTTY wore in the original Star Trek.

The Judge will arrive in black robe and wig to accuse the recipient of crimes they've committed.  At the end of the song, he will pronounce sentnce on the recipient.