How to order
1)  Select a character  (SEE CHARACTER PAGE)

2)  Compile as much personal information on the intended recipient as you can.  Usually 5-6 pieces of information is enough.  To give you some ideas, we are looking for BAD HABITS, NICK NAMES, PERSONALITY QUIRKS & FAVOURITE SAYINGS.  We don't want anything crude of that could humiliate the recipient.  We only want to make them blush enough to feel special that someone went to all the trouble to arrange a telegram.

3) 
Contact us to let us know the TIME, DATE and ADDRESS of the place you would like us to come to.  NOTE:  If this is a place of business, you will need to get the permission of the manager (and his/her name) before we can come. (See FAQ PAGE for explanation why)  We will also want some contact details on how to reach you; (i.e. home or work number, mobile, email address.)
4) We'd also like to know HOW you want the telegram signed. (i.e. WHO is it from?)  This will be added at the bottom of the song sheet.  If you prefer to keep it a secret, we can sign it ANONYMOUS.

NOTE:  Any orders for Friday or Saturday (our busiest days) will require to have all information received no later than Thursday at Noon. If you've left it late, you can call us and see if we can fit you in.  We can't make any promises though!

5)  We show up at your party and you have fun!