Frequently Asked Questions



WHY DO I NEED TO GET PERMISSION FROM THE RESTAURANT MANAGER TO HAVE YOU SING THERE?

Regardless of how many times you've probably eaten at this restaurant,  many places of business are justifiably worried that something off-colour may be said or occur which could cause them to lose clientele. You'd be amazed at how easily some people get offended.  It has been our experience at times that when we've arrived, the management
(who wasn't informed of the messengers arrival) has turned us away.  Thus, the management is annoyed at you; you'll become annoyed at the management and we miss out on doing your telegram. 



WHY DON'T YOU HAVE MORE FEMALE MESSENGERS?

Strangely, we've had virtually no inquiries by woman to be messengers.  We do have one lady who does specialty acts
(i.e. Marilyn Monroe, Sybil Fawlty, etc.)  If you know of anyone with a knack for comedy, a zany personality and a great singing voice, please have them contact us.



WHY SHOULD I CHOOSE YOUR SERVICE?

The combined staff has over 36 years experience in the telegram industry.  The owner has worked for various telegram companies over seas
(in addition to owning his own company in the States).  Our staff are completely dedicated to ensuring you have a memorable experience and will work with you to make sure you get what you want.